Astoria, Oregon

"I've got the key to One Eyed Willie"
-Chester Cooperpot

Awww. C'mon guys. Don't make me do it! Not the truffle shuffle!! -Chunk

Mr. Perkins: Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
Data: I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
Brandon: My dad's not home Mr. Perkins.
Mr. Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brandon: No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

Yeah! thas whah I said, boobie twaps! -Data

Chunk: Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime.

Why don't we go home?

Mikey: Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore.

Come on, guys, this is our time.

Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to.

Jerk alert! -Mouth

Chunk: Whats all the stuff in the attic?

Mikey: It has something to do with my dad being the assistant curly, curny.

Brand: Curator.

Mikey: That's what I said.

Prison Guard: Lunch time. The longer you wait the colder your lunch will get.

Come on. Hey you turkey!

Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!

 Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.

 Brand: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?

Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?

Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. He was about to. But his sister did

My God, I'm in a crazy house! -Rosalita

Troy! You touch that mirror again and I swear to god I'm going smack you in the face. -Andy

Mikey: It was a retropactum!

Brand: Retrospective!

 Mikey: See! That's what I said! You always contradict me... I know what I was saying. It was on the history of Astoria and these are the rejects!

Chunk: Kinda like us... Mikey. The Goonies.

Mouth: I'm not a reject!

 Hey you guys I've got a great idea. Slick shoes. -Data

Hey Mikey, I don't want to go on another one of your crazy Goonie adventures. -Chunk

...But if he killed all his men, how did the map or the story get out? -Mouth

You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie. -Mikey

Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth -Sloth

Andy: Do you think there's really any treasure here?
Mikey: Andy this whole ship is a treasure.

This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back. -Mouth

Mikey: What about the loot?
Brandon: What about our lives?

Andy! You Goonie! -Troy

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!

Yes, this entire blog post is a cut and paste job, but for your information, I can recite this entire movie from start to finish. Wanna watch it with me sometime? It will be fun for you.

We've watched it twice since we've been here.

Some hearty seamen...

...climbed to the top of the Astoria column...

...my fear of heights kept Axel and myself grounded...

I am much more comfortable with the seals...

...and the shipwrecks...

 Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. -Mikey Walsh