Delaware

After much contemplation, we decided that America's first state, the state of small wonders, Delaware, wasn't going to get much of our attention. That we would use it as more of a link from New Jersey to Washington D.C.

However,

Upon crossing the border we came across a 34 foot stainless steel Mary,

swung on by the world's largest frying pan,

Brad stood outside pondering the joys of a good beard,

and later decided to comb it with his new switch blade beard comb.
That is all.